9 posts tagged “qotd”
How do you stay in shape?
What's shape? My shape? Or, some other shape? I think mostly I stay square. I'm glad I'm not a triangle.
What celebrity do you most often get told you resemble?
Submitted by Leets.
What set you apart from the rest of the kids at school?
Submitted by jks.
I wasn't like them. I was never a crowd follower. Everybody had the same hair and wore the same clothes. There was never any individuality. I grew up in a redneck close-minded town and hated it. I was soooo glad to graduate and go to college.
What story from your wild-and-crazy youth would nobody believe about you today?
Well, I wasn't wild and crazy but I was kinda mean. I used to bite one of my brothers on the arm a lot until one day he had had enough and threw our box of legos at my head and I started bleeding. I have a tiny scar to prove it. I never bit him again after that. He just used to look so tasty for some reason. Also, there was a mean old lady in town that I didn't like and I knew the time of day when she'd be coming home from work. Well, I thought it would be fun to put a huge rock in the road and sit and wait for her to come home hoping she's blow a tire. Unfortunately, the 'ol hag caught me and told my mom. What a sexually frustrated piece of crust she was.
What is (or would be) your DJ name?
I think Spinner would be appropriate.
Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself.
A) I had a biopsy on my crotch last year.
B) I saw Martha Stewart while in a lay-over in JFK airport and yelled at her-- "Crafty Old Hag!"
C) I used to run over toads in the road when I was a kid, jump off my bike, and examine their guts.
What item(s) do you have to prevent yourself from buying at the grocery store?
Submitted by Places Unknown.
Chocolate Chip cookies, Ding Dongs, Ben & Jerry's, M&M's, Butterfinger candy bars (wafer kind), Cinnamon Bears, Cupcakes with tons of icing, Any kind of Donut, Reeses Peanut Butter cereal, Sour Cream and Cheddar flavored Potato Chips, and Starbucks cold Coffee drinks (outlandishly expensive). I'm sure there are more but these came to mind first :)
What's one of your favorite quotes?
Submitted by Georgie-boy.
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages." --From As You Like It, William Shakespeare
Which household chores do you most/least enjoy?
Submitted by falcon.kmc.
I don't mind household chores at all, really. I think keeping things tidy within your living space improves your quality of life. After all, your home is your escape from the madness outside-- at least it is for me and Dave.
