2 posts tagged “hillary”

or does she look like a hamster?

Yeah, and while you sit in your little cozy bubble by the fire with your little creative bows and ribbons...

Sure, it’s kinda cool that we have a woman running for president.  I think it’s long past due for a woman to try out for the presidency.  However, when listening to Hillary speak, I hear anything but a female.  When she’s not behind the podium, I hear a monotone, asexual, feel-good infomercial.  And when she’s surrounded by supporters in public places, like a church, I hear an aggressive dictator chopping the air with her man-hand.  In one moment, I’m feeling I could kiss her and tell her how good she makes me feel as my eyes begin to glaze over and I reach for a cookie.  In another moment, I take the cowboy stance, my fist is shaking at the air and I have to get a hold of myself—very scary.  Her patronizing tone suggests we’re a bunch of refugees looking to escape from some planet where we’ve been held captive for several years.  (True, the Bush years have been nothing short of an experience ala Planet of the Apes, but Mrs. Clinton’s hug-n-shove “You’ve all been victimized and I’m here to save you” attitude is nauseating.)  Once I’ve come to my senses, I just want to slap her lyin’ lips.  For those of us with a brain, do we really need to be reminded of what we’re missing?  Duh!

I would have a lot more respect for her if she weren’t the slithering weasel she is, riding her husband’s coattails.  And boy, what a hunk of a right-hand-man he is.  I mean, what kind of moron would have stayed with that Micky D’s munchin’ Bill Clinton?  Not a woman who has “arrived” in my mind.  I can’t respect an idiot.  Am I to believe she’s real?  Has anybody been online to her, “Let’s Have a Conversation” club?  It’s like I’m expecting her to whip out a handbag or bracelet—not at all serious or convincing; again, my eyes glaze over and my mouth begins to drool.  Help—somebody get us out of this madness!!!